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Red Nose Day Update

Good afternoon everyone! 👋🏼


We’ve had a wonderful day raising money for Comic Relief and lots of children brought money donations today to help top up our Just Giving page donations which is fantastic. We have raised just over half of our £300 target on Just Giving – if you would like to contribute, please follow the link:


💚 Green 2 were the winners of our virtual quiz! Prizes will be with you on Monday 😁💚 


Now to the Joke Off!


We had a great time telling jokes in all our classes, and those that received the biggest laugh were shared in our assembly this afternoon!

Here are the winning jokes:


🔴 Red 1 – Why did the dog jump into the fire? He wanted to be a hotdog!

🔴 Red 2 – Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies!

🟠 Orange 1 -  How do bees go to school? On the buzzzz!

🟠 Orange 2 – Waiter, waiter, I have a bad egg! Don’t blame me I only laid the table!

🟡 Yellow 1 – What did the biscuit say when it was run over? “Oh crumbs!”

🟡 Yellow 2 – Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!

🟢 Green 1 – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

🟢 Green 2 – What do you call a teacher who is always late? Mister Bus!

🔵 Blue 1 - *This was a really long one and too long to type – see if your child can retell it!*

🔵 Blue 2 – What did the left bum cheek say to the right bum cheek? Something smells between us!

🟣 Indigo 1 – I saw a lizard in the jungle stood up and telling jokes and I said to my friend, “Look at that lizard!” He said, “That’s not a lizard, that’s a stand up chameleon!”

🟣 Indigo 2 – Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go vroom vroom!

🌈 Violet 1 – Why are grandad’s teeth like stars? They always come out at night!

🌈 Violet 2 – What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork!


Hopefully these put a smile on your faces like they did ours 😊

Thank you for all your support and hope you have a lovely weekend! 🌞


Miss Marvin ✨